LOOK AT THE CAT

me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via circumcising)

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break-this-frozen-heart:

princessmeldrops:

So I went on Omegle last night with cute intentions, and…
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i laughed way too hard jesus christ

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Lady: I'm not saying all Muslims are terrorists. I'm just saying that the terrorists are Muslims; they have the same holy book, the same beliefs. The terrorists are just more open about about it.
Me: So you've heard about Westboro Baptist Church right?
Lady: Oh my yes, they're an awful group of people.
Me: They're Christian.
Lady: ...
Me: I'm not saying all Christians are like the Westboro Baptist Church, but they have the same holy book, the same beliefs.
Lady: ...
Me: They're just a lot more open about it.
Random Guy Next To Me: *High fives*

richwhitelesbian:

powerdad bellows at his son “TIME FOR BED!” rowdy son says “no dad fuck off” powerdad starts bench pressing his son till hes dead and then it is always bed time

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sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

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danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

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flyypizza:

nobodyontheice:

crystal-poison:

“An anthropologist proposed a game to children in an african tribe. He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the children that whoever got there first won the sweet fruits. When he told them to run, they all took eachothers hands and ran together, then sat together enjoying their treats.
When he asked them why they had run like that when one could have had all the fruits for himself, they said ‘UBUNTU, how can one of us be happy if all the others are sad?’ (‘UBUNTU’ in the Xhosa culture means: ‘I am because we are)”

Literally the opposite of the American world view of “I can only be happy if somebody else has less than me”

This is beautiful

flyypizza:

nobodyontheice:

crystal-poison:

“An anthropologist proposed a game to children in an african tribe. He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the children that whoever got there first won the sweet fruits. When he told them to run, they all took eachothers hands and ran together, then sat together enjoying their treats.

When he asked them why they had run like that when one could have had all the fruits for himself, they said ‘UBUNTU, how can one of us be happy if all the others are sad?’ (‘UBUNTU’ in the Xhosa culture means: ‘I am because we are)”

Literally the opposite of the American world view of “I can only be happy if somebody else has less than me”

This is beautiful

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my anonymous friend sent me this and i thought this was really beautiful

this

my anonymous friend sent me this and i thought this was really beautiful

this

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